10,000 Uses for Water Blades #61: The Skyy is FallingDaddiofink
Week #61: The Skyy is Falling
Another week in the life of our college student friend and intern, Food Fight! Today (roughly five days late) we find our intrepid hero up to his eyebrows in finals. Which may actually explain why it was five days late now that we think about it. We’ll let him take it from here:
As if the weeks leading up to finals couldn’t get any worse, disaster struck…
Homework assignments and hours of study are in the books for the night so a little unwinding should be in order.
However, from the top shelf of the freezer, a flash of blue… Followed by the most disappointing mix of sounds: Glass scattering across the floor, liquid filling the cracks of college apartment tile, and tears falling from the cheeks of all.
Luckily, one of the move-in gifts we received from mom and dad was a Floorblade and collection pan. Absolutely perfect for the occasion! In the same collection pan, you’re able to get both the glass that’ll cut your toes to smithereens and the liquid that woulda had you feeling a whole lot better in one go. All in record timing I might add, leaving more than enough time for a trip back to the grocery store.
Ed: Take an Uber to the store Food Fight!