In the year 2209 the world will be watching with baited breath as our children’s children’s children (or a half-mad, self-aware computer network) fulfills our promise to bring the 10,000th weekly installment of 10,000 Uses for Waterblades!
- Funny, unique & bizarre submissions welcome, but we may choose to omit those we deem offensive. No PC police, just our own twisted judgement.
- We’ll overlook SOME actual facts in the interest of entertainment and the occasional snorting belly laugh, but it has to be plausible. Example, we have every reason to believe a Waterblade COULD be used to remove alien saliva from an orbiting Tesla Roadster.
- True stories get extra points. We don’t actually use a point system, but… it’ll carry some weight.
- You need to keep in touch to find out if you won. That means entering your email address or social media handle in the little contest widget we have setup. Don’t worry, we won’t spam you or share your email with anyone. Ever.