10,000 Uses for Waterblades

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10,000 Uses for Water Blades: Get Noticed!

10,000 Uses #46

10,000 Uses Week 46: Be Somebody… Get Noticed! Our new Gelblade will get you noticed and sky’s the limit on where that might lead. This may surprise you, but the life of a Water Blade pitchman isn’t all glitz and glamor. Especially when aforementioned squeegee hawker is located in Hollister, CA.... Read More

10,000 uses for Waterblades: Save yer sponge!

10,000 Uses #45

10,000 Uses Week 45: Save Yer Sponge! Sooooooo I don’t know about you guys but I for one am not particularly fond of using a smelly dishwashing sponge for my everyday dishwashing needs. Food all too easily gets stuck in the little sponge pores and even on the abrasive side... Read More

10,000 Uses: Kid Calamity

10,000 Uses #44

10,000 Uses Week 44: Kid Calamity Got Kids? Considering you are currently surfing the internet looking at cleaning products I’m going to assume that’s a solid “Yes”. Otherwise you’d be preoccupied watching cat videos on YouTube or looking at… ummm…   other things. Kids are a dammed calamity am I right? Lovable they... Read More

10,000 Uses: Food Fight Origins

10,000 Uses #43

10,000 Uses Week 43: Food Fight – The man, the Legend. By now you’ve likely heard of our infamous intern, lovingly referred to as “Food Fight”. The goofy kid partially responsible for these cheesy 10k uses for Waterblades and Tid-Bit posts you all force yourselves to read. Well… It’s me,... Read More

In the year 2209 the world will be watching with baited breath as our children’s children’s children (or a half-mad, self-aware computer network) fulfills our promise to bring the 10,000th weekly installment of 10,000 Uses for Waterblades!

Since we will likely run out of ideas in short order, YOU have a Golden Opportunity to be a part of living history and perhaps win some goodies in the process. We want to hear how our Waterblade made your life easier, more interesting, funny or downright fun. Click the link below to submit your addition to this epic 10,000 Uses for Waterblades undertaking.

Submission Guidelines: 

  1. Funny, unique & bizarre submissions welcome, but we may choose to omit those we deem offensive. No PC police, just our own twisted judgement.
  2. We’ll overlook SOME actual facts in the interest of entertainment and the occasional snorting belly laugh, but it has to be plausible. Example, we have every reason to believe a Waterblade COULD be used to remove alien saliva from an orbiting Tesla Roadster.
  3. True stories get extra points. We don’t actually use a point system, but… it’ll carry some weight.
  4. You need to keep in touch to find out if you won. That means entering your email address or social media handle in the little contest widget we have setup. Don’t worry, we won’t spam you or share your email with anyone. Ever.

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