10,000 Uses for Water Blades #37: Scrambled EggsDaddiofink
Week 37: Scrambled Eggs
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
With that in mind, we’ll let you revel in the unfortunate circumstances of these two fellows for a bit while we sit back, grateful that we’re not having one of those kind of days. One must imagine there are a whole lot of extremely disapproving chickens out there too.
Ready to move on?
Let’s say you’re the one that pulled this particular Egg McFlubbin. We all know there’s no putting Humpty back together again (all the king’s men tried and failed) so you’ve got to think fast… how are you going to mitigate the damage and not end up unemployed? Never fear, we have a solution!
Demonstrate how quickly you clean up this clucktastrophy with the new One Pass Floorblade! You’re getting the shells and yolks all in one shot and even have the opportunity to rescue any undamaged chicken pods. It works so efficiently that with a single pass of a damp mop after ‘blading and there won’t be any evidence of the warehouse scramble.
Your boss will be so impressed with your ingenuity there may even be a promotion in this for you!
No, no there won’t… but at least you may be able to get the mess cleaned up before they see it and that should help smooth things out a bit.