{"id":6281,"date":"2018-09-28T12:56:27","date_gmt":"2018-09-28T20:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/?p=6281"},"modified":"2018-10-02T18:05:21","modified_gmt":"2018-10-03T02:05:21","slug":"10000-uses-52","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/10000-uses-52\/","title":{"rendered":"10,000 Uses for Water Blades #52: Goat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]<\/p>\n<h4>Week 52: Goat!<\/h4>\n<p>Honestly I never paid much mind to goat until I actually lived with some of the little beasties. They&#8217;re actually quite fascinating creatures&#8230; and by &#8220;fascinating&#8221; what I mean is &#8220;Smelly, Bizarre, Filthy and Utterly Hilarious!&#8221;\u00a0 \u00a0So on this most auspicious of occasions (marking a full year&#8217;s worth of <a href=\"\/us\/10k-archive\/\">10,000 Uses<\/a> entries) we give a shout out to Mother Nature&#8217;s finest food processor, the venerable Goat.<\/p>\n<p>Having a small flock of goat is actually pretty great, especially when your property has terrain that will attempt to murder you if you&#8217;re foolish enough to drive a riding mower on it. These varmints will grub it down to nubbins in no time and are happy to do it. Plus, while they&#8217;re busily managing yard maintenance they&#8217;ll need less Purina Goat Chow which is a fine economic bonus. This adds up to more time and funding for beer drinking and other important ventures.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n<p>So you&#8217;re probably thinking that ole Chuck is about to tell you that a water blade is good for goat washing, right?\u00a0 Although that&#8217;s very likely true, I&#8217;ve honestly never washed a goat so I really can&#8217;t say. Instead let&#8217;s chat about another side effect of goat ownership&#8230; they defecate constantly! This actually makes a lot of sense &#8217;cause they eat constantly and all that fiber has got to go somewhere. This is usually taking place while they&#8217;re out mowing the hill which is just fine&#8230; fertilizer for next season&#8217;s crop of goat munchies I say.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10k_52c.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-6283\" src=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10k_52c-113x150.jpg\" alt=\"Gratuitous goat image borrowed from the internet.\" width=\"113\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>However&#8230; Did I mention they are filthy?<\/p>\n<p>At Rancho de Chuck we had a nice, clean, secure area for them so as to not accidentally feed coyotes. One would think they would keep their little goat palace clean, tidy and goat-effluent free, right?\u00a0 Not so.\u00a0 I personally bore witness to one of them standing on a hay bale and while it was eating one side it was dropping goat pellets on the other side. Literally was pooing on its food WHILE it was eating it!<\/p>\n<p>This is level ten Filthy Animal in my humble opinion.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, the point is there are goat leavings to deal with. Often.\u00a0 Best thing you could ever use for this task is this little baby&#8230; the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/product\/floorblade\/\">Floor Blade<\/a>. It may surprise you to find out that goats not only mess in their little goat home, but they also don&#8217;t separate solid and dry waste. This is no task for a regular bristle broom. Use the Floor Blade to get all the mess in just one pass (see what I did there?) and it rinses clean. Now hose off the floor and you can use the Floor Blade again to instantly dry it.<\/p>\n<p>Presto! Back to the aforementioned beer drinking.<\/p>\n<p>I should probably mention that if you ARE of a mind to wash your goat (hmmm&#8230; that sounded almost obscene), our Horse &amp; Livestock <a href=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/product\/horse-body-blade\/\">Body Blade<\/a> would be a great option for removing water quickly. Very likely the best option for your show goat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fun Fact:<\/strong> Did you know that if you plant these <a href=\"\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10k_52e.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Goat Seeds<\/a>, you can grow your own? Check out the Bumper Crop this lucky farmer raised!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10k_52d.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6284\" src=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10k_52d-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Goat Tree\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a>[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] Week 52: Goat! Honestly I never paid much mind to goat until I actually lived with some of the little beasties. 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