{"id":5376,"date":"2017-12-21T08:32:41","date_gmt":"2017-12-21T16:32:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/?p=5376"},"modified":"2018-01-03T08:33:19","modified_gmt":"2018-01-03T16:33:19","slug":"10000-uses-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/10000-uses-15\/","title":{"rendered":"10,000 Uses #15"},"content":{"rendered":"

Week 15: Christmas Tree Tinkles<\/h4>\n

As if the holiday season wasn’t already two parts insanity dissolved in three parts mayhem… now the dang Christmas tree stand is leaking?!<\/p>\n

Treacherous Taunenbaum!<\/p>\n

You’d better get the water up quick before the Pergo starts to swell! Grab any One Pass Waterblade to make short work of collecting the drips into your handy-dandy dustpan. Finish up with just a paper towel or two and you’ll be back in the Christmas spirit lickety split.<\/p>\n

Now, are you going to de-dress the festive foliage so you can fix this debacle with Christmas nary a week away? Heaven’s No! Just follow this handy time saving tip:<\/p>\n

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  1. Put down some plastic. A garbage bag will do fine.<\/li>\n
  2. Take one of the magazines you were using to level the tree stand (admit it, you do this) and place it under the drip and on top of the plastic.<\/li>\n
  3. The magazine will absorb whatever may trickle out over the next couple days and stop it from running off the plastic.<\/li>\n
  4. Simply disguise this redneck fix with a tree skirt and partake of a Toddy to celebrate your job well done.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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