{"id":5364,"date":"2017-11-23T22:16:38","date_gmt":"2017-11-24T06:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/?p=5364"},"modified":"2018-01-02T22:17:27","modified_gmt":"2018-01-03T06:17:27","slug":"10000-uses-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/10000-uses-11\/","title":{"rendered":"10,000 Uses #11"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Week 11: A Turkey-Day Save<\/h4>\n<p>Joining\u00a0our epic <a href=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/10k-archive\/\">10,000 Uses for Waterblades<\/a> list, this helpful tip\u00a0goes out to all the hard working folk that put up the grits this Thanksgiving holiday. A day&#8217;s work for twelve and a half minutes of devoted devouring is no simple task&#8230; things can happen.<\/p>\n<p>For example, let&#8217;s say your ever so loveable (but tragically clumsy) husband fumbles the all-important gravy boat. Completely by accident of course,\u00a0because the damn dog was underfoot again and it totally wasn&#8217;t his fault you know. Anyway, through risk of great personal injury and ninja like reflexes, it landed on the counter instead of on the floor alongside theoretical hubby&#8217;s keester. Just an example you understand.<\/p>\n<p>What do you do? Brown some more flour and hope there&#8217;s enough turkey drippings and potato water left to make another batch of your legendary turkey frosting? Perish the thought! You use your new <a href=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/us\/product\/gel-blade-home\/\">One Pass Gel Blade<\/a> and scoop the savory substance right back in the boat, shove your dutiful (did I mention loveable?) husband aside and set about getting dinner on the table.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s face it, it&#8217;s just family and you&#8217;ve seen the kind of life choices these people make and have personally witnessed them putting much worse things in their mouths. Besides, we just scrubbed those counters down last month didn&#8217;t we?<\/p>\n<p>Now, let&#8217;s get down to the grubbing already shall we?\u00a0 Turkey Day Saved!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shameless Product Plug:<\/strong> The Gel Blade is our one-piece, silicone Waterblade designed specifically for use in the home, kitchen and bath. It doesn&#8217;t harbor microbial growth and is easy to keep sanitary. Great for all spills whether they are dry, wet, gelatinous, hot or cold. Check it out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.waterblade.com\/us\/us\/product\/gel-blade-home\/\">HERE<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget to\u00a0join our <a href=\"https:\/\/waterblade.com\/us\/subscribe\/\">Mailing List<\/a> and Follow us on Social Media. You can also submit your own <strong>10,000 Uses<\/strong> for a chance to win free stuff!\u00a0 That&#8217;s right, I said Free Stuff!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Week 11: A Turkey-Day Save Joining\u00a0our epic 10,000 Uses for Waterblades list, this helpful tip\u00a0goes out to all the hard working folk that put up the grits this Thanksgiving holiday. A day&#8217;s work for twelve and a half minutes of devoted devouring is no simple task&#8230; things can happen. 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