A Journey of 1,000 miles starts with a single step they say. Today we begin our “10,000 uses for Waterblades” to be posted weekly starting this epic 14th of September, 2017.<\/p>\n
Today IS the 14th, right?<\/p>\n
192.3 years from now the entire world will be watching as our children’s children (or some humanoid form of A.I.) fulfills our promise, dare we say “Destiny”, to bring you another use for One Pass Waterblades. Every. Single. Week.<\/p>\n
Since Chuck will run out of ideas somewhere in 2018 (a tad short of our goal), One Pass will shamelessly accept and beg for your submissions of how a Waterblade made your life easier… or more interesting… or how it helped you met your spouse. You get the idea.<\/p>\n
Regarding submissions, there are three important points you should be aware of:<\/p>\n
1. We welcome funny & bizarre submissions, but may omit those we consider offensive. We’re not going to run it by the PC police or anything, just use our own somewhat twisted judgement.<\/p>\n
2. We’re willing to overlook SOME actual facts, take your word for it and report it like the tabloids do. It has to be plausible though.<\/p>\n
For example: We have every reason to believe a Waterblade COULD be used to quickly remove alien saliva from your space suit.<\/p>\n
3. This is the good part where we bribe you.
\nOur esteemed judges will occasionally choose a submission at random and give them a prize… Maybe even a good one, but no promises. It will likely depend on just how desperate we are for something to post and how entertaining your story is. True stories get extra points.<\/p>\n
Be a part of history and follow along!
\nEvery. Single. Week.<\/p>\n
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\n10,000 uses for Waterblades
\nWeek 1.<\/p>\n
Surf photog Matt Catalano uses a piece cut from our 12″ Classic Waterblade to quickly wipe away droplets from his camera housing as he pops up out of the beautiful Hawaiian waters to capture the action. Quite well we might add.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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