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Share Your Waterblade Uses With The World!<\/h2>\n

In the year 2209 the world will be watching with baited breath as our children’s children’s children (or a half-mad, self-aware computer network) fulfills our promise to bring the 10,000th weekly installment of 10,000 Uses for Waterblades!
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Since we will likely run out of ideas in short order, YOU have a Golden Opportunity to be a part of living history and perhaps win some goodies in the process. We want to hear how our Waterblade made your life easier, more interesting, funny or downright fun. Click the link below to submit your addition to this epic 10,000 Uses for Waterblades undertaking.<\/div>\n

Submission Guidelines:\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

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  1. Funny, unique & bizarre submissions welcome, but we may choose to omit those we deem offensive. No PC police, just our own twisted judgement.<\/li>\n
  2. We’ll overlook SOME<\/em> actual facts in the interest of entertainment and the occasional snorting belly laugh, but it has to be plausible. Example, we have every reason to believe a Waterblade COULD be used to remove alien saliva from an orbiting Tesla Roadster.<\/li>\n
  3. True stories get extra points. We don’t actually use a point system, but… it’ll carry some weight.<\/li>\n
  4. You need to keep in touch to find out if you won. That means entering your email address or social media handle in the little contest widget we have setup. Don’t worry, we won’t spam you or share your email with anyone. Ever.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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    Play Along:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong>Click Here<\/a><\/p>\n

    View The List: \u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong>Official\u00a010,000 Uses List<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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    See The Newest Uses On Our List<\/h4>\t
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    \n\t\t\t10,000 Uses Week 73: Big Bad Booth\t\t\t<\/h2>\n\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t
    \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tMarch 7, 2019\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]\r\n10,000 Uses Week 73: Big Bad Booth\r\nIt\u2019s show booth time again! Thank you to IHHS for having us again this year!\r\n\r\nAs you can see we have our best intern giving our new and improved booth a once over mid show. To those passing by, simply another product demo!\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you... Read More <\/i><\/a><\/p>\t<\/span> <\/span> <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>

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    \n\t\t\t10,000 Uses Week 72: Apt 17 Shear and Shave\t\t\t<\/h2>\n\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t
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    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]\r\n10,000 Uses Week 72: Apt 17 Shear and Shave\r\nIn traditional broke college kid fashion, you tend to find a few ways to save money when you don\u2019t have any. For Food Fight, one of his greatest expenses is keeping his rampantly growing mop of a head in a presentable... Read More <\/i><\/a><\/p>\t<\/span> <\/span> <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>

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    \n\t\t\t10,000 Uses Week 71: The tiiiiniest pieces of cheese\u2026\t\t\t<\/h2>\n\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t
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    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]\r\n10,000 Uses Week 71: The tiiiiniest pieces of cheese\u2026\r\nFood Fight strikes again\u2026\r\n\r\nIn the mad dash to consume spaghetti at peak warmth, mistakes were made\u2026\r\n\r\n\r\nEager to melt asap, proper precautions were skimped upon. Failure ensued, parmesan hit the floor and it was all over.\r\n\r\nEven though dinner was known to now... Read More <\/i><\/a><\/p>\t<\/span> <\/span> <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>

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    \n\t\t\t10,000 Uses Week 70: Windshield W-Eye-Pers\t\t\t<\/h2>\n\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t
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    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text css_animation=\"none\"]\r\n10,000 Uses for Waterblades: Week 70 Windshield W-Eye-Pers\r\nWith the weather being unpredictable lately, you can never be too prepared! Keep one of these bad boys on hand to keep your already hard-working eyes hazard free!\r\n\r\nYou may be asking yourself, \u201cWhy carry a micro-blade?\u201d.\r\n\r\nFor starters, they\u2019re tiny and awesome.... Read More <\/i><\/a><\/p>\t<\/span> <\/span> <\/span>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/div>[\/vc_column][\/vc_row]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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